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2006

26

May

I am – Victoria Silvstedt’s Cannes of the Day

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I like to start my day with some pictures of a D-Lister with double D’s in a bikini. I am not a fan of breast Implants, they are trashy and remind me of career strippers. When I go to strip clubs I am more interested in 20 year old girls who haven’t saved enough money to buy tits, it’s all been going up their nose and they really haven’t been there long enough to accept their fate. Victoria probably got her first set of tits in the ’90s, and back then big tits meant getting work. She is from Sweden and all American producers expect swedish bitches to have big tits, so she had to do something about it to land parts in movies. It’s a lot like the the time I applied for a job as a valet at a hotel, i was tired of being a janitor, and I was advised by the guy who worked there to cut my hair, shave, and put on a clean shirt. I refused to conform and I didn’t get the job…just like Victoria wouldn’t get this post had she never got herself a set of tits. Good story.







Bonus: Her Can’s in a Dress in Cannes….Look For Nipple…I know you Can….


Double Bonus: Her and a Girl who Looks Like Her

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