I am - Cindy Crawford on the Beach
There’s something really disturbing about the Social Distortion song being used in the trailer for the Break Up movie. I am not hard for Mike Ness like most girls with tattoos were 10 years ago, but I did have a couple of their albums and I just find it weird hearing music from years ago in mainstream media today. I guess that goes to show you that if you keep up the hard work eventually someone will pay enough attention and put your song in their TV show or movie. I think I first heard that album in ‘94 or someshit, so those same tattooed bitches who were 18 and going to his shows then are 30 and decision makers now. The point of all this is to say I hope some of you motherfuckers are decision makers somewhere, because I am going broke fuckin’ fast and although the bitter poor Jesus Martinez makes everyone laugh….selling my computer and not posting wont. I am not saying it will have any impact on your life, there are only 10 readers here, but I am saying no more me. You can go back to your fluffy little website and help the likes of Perez Hilton and PinkTrent find boyfriends and spots hosting TV shows. Some people deserve celebrity. Other people deserve AIDS. You decide.
In the meantime, check out some Cindy Crawford on the beach pics. She’s wearing some Star Jone’s style outfit and you can’t see anything that would make you want to titty fuck her. But you can jerk off to her husband’s belly button or if that’s too gay for you, you can always tap into the memories of jerking off to her when you were 13 year old virgin listening to Ball and Chain or something like that….cunts.
