I am - Big Breasted Bad One-Liner of the Day
I met a big breasted girl who knew about the site. That didn’t make her want to fuck me. It did make her want to give me advice on how I should be running things. Her advice was that I write too much and that I should only write one line. I was asked if she meant like Maxim magazine, and she giggled, her titties all up in her chin and shit, so being the pervert I am, I decided to offer her a feature on the site. The concept is that she will post her one-liners. I am hoping they end up being so bad that they are funny. If all else fails just look at her tits….that’s what I’ll be doing…. Here’s her one liner.
Karl: “u stole my hairstyle, u heiress bitch”
