I am - Michael Bolton’s Fleshlight of the Day
So Michael Bolton is banging Nicolette Sheridan….that’s the story I heard. I got a thing against bitches over 40 and that thing is that they aren’t 20. Anything under 20 can get pretty annoying. I was out a couple of weeks ago and got stuck at a table with a bunch of 18 year old rich kids. I didn’t really say that much to any of them, I think they were scared of me because I wanted to bang them all and I don’t have a good poker face. I never liked card games. I am that guy on the bus who sees a hot bitch and starts jerking off behind my breifcase for only her to see, only I don’t have a breifcase. I forgot where I was going with this…oh yeah…18 year old girls are just getting into the dating game so they end up leading a lot of guys on to get free meals and drinks, because they like the attention. I guess that isn’t that funny. At all….But Michael Bolton always makes me laugh.
