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2006

24

Jun

I am – Aaron Spelling’s Murderer…

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The beginning of the week I wrote a post stating Aaron Spelling was ready to die anytime now.

The following day, I found out he had a stroke.

Today, I found out he died.

I feel like I killed him.

TV Producer Aaron Spelling Dies at 83

Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who turned to television production and created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage “Charlie’s Angels” and “Dynasty” to “Beverly Hills 90210” and “Melrose Place,” died Friday, his publicist said. He was 83.

Spelling died at his home in Los Angeles after suffering a stroke on June 18, according to publicist Kevin Sasaki.

Spelling’s other hit series included “Love Boat,” “Fantasy Island,” “Burke’s Law,” “The Mod Squad,” “Starsky and Hutch,” “T.J. Hooker,” “Matt Houston,” “Hart to Hart” and “Hotel.” He kept his hand in 21st-century TV with series including “7th Heaven” and “Summerland.”

He also produced more than 140 television movies. Among the most notable: “Death Sentence” (1974), Nick Nolte’s first starring role; “The Boy in the Plastic Bubble” (1976), John Travolta’s first dramatic role; “The Best Little Girl in the World” (1981), which starred Jennifer Jason Leigh.

During the 1970s and 1980s, Spelling provided series and movies exclusively for ABC and is credited for the network’s rise to major status. Jokesters referred to it as “The Aaron Broadcasting Company.”

I’d like to apologize for killing you, but I guess apologizing to you is useless since you’re dead. In fact you should be apologizing to the world for producing that cunt of a daughter. I love that they focus on all his success and over-look his one major fucking failure that I call “The Virgin from 90210”.

I don’t understand why you couldn’t have died proper, like by driving off a cliff with Tori in the front seat right next to you, but I guess they wouldn’t let you drive after last week’s stroke…Congrats goes out to her new husband who we all laughed at for stickin his dick in that used tampon of a box, but now he’s got the last laugh for striking it rich, pretty much overnight. Cummin inside a bitch has never been so profitable.

I am just being a “Jokester” but instead of referring to ABC as “The Aaron Broadcasting Company, I do what I just did. Cuddles.

Bonus:

Check out the Google Maps of the House he DIED in

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