I am - Mena Suvari’s Got Gas and an Ass of the Day
Having little to no penis ability, I find myself going down on my wife everytime we are “intimate”, which is about once every 6 months or less if I have anything to say about it. Now I don’t want to offend you, cuz I know the only pussy you have ever landed was from the fat girl who worked at your local Dairy Queen, and you only did it because you wondered what a pussy looked like in person. But also in hopes landing an endless amount of free chocolate ice cream for the summer. Chocolate is your favorite, that’s what daddy used to give you before “bathtime (codeword for MOLESTATION time)”.
The thing you didn’t realize when you were fucking her was that she had an endless supply of chocolate sauce too, and it ended up all over your motherfucking bed. The other thing you didn’t realize is that she was hired by some work program for retards, to help integrate with society and those free ice creams never came. The retards always have a handler working the cash for them but that didn’t stop you from making her your girlfriend.
If that didn’t make sense to you, it’s ok. I generally don’t make sense. These are pics of that alien looking cunt from American Pie all fat assed and shit. Hormonal changes in women is not always a bad thing, even when they look like LaTrice the fat black KFC girl with 34A cup titties and size “big and tall” jogging pants, cuz the Colonal’s been taking his toll on her nigger booty.
Yes that was the N-Bomb. Cuddles.
