I am - Elle Macpherson and her STD of the Day
I remember this bitch from the 1988 SI Swimsuit Special. It was the 25 year VHS and you totally this bitche’s tits. You have to remember that in 1988, there was no internet, we were all less desensitized, I was 18 and seeing a model’s nipple gave me instant boners. I don’t know how many times I watched that fucking VHS, but she was definitely the prize of the show. Unfortunately, bitch had to go on and get old, pregnant and instead of seeing her nipples, we’re stuck watchin her ride a motherfucking bike with her STD. If I wanted domestic, I’d be hanging out with my useless wife, which I am not. Cuddles.
