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2006

10

Jul

I am – Alicia Silverstone Ugly on the Beach of the Day

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I feel like Alicia Silverstone today. Old, Washed Up, Hungover and Fat. Bitch doesn’t even wear a bathing suit to the beach, she dresses like some Swiss cow herding chocolate eating mountain girl.

The reason I feel like this cunt is because I went out for drinks last night, and now realize that my body can’t handle drinking anymore. After 3 drinks I was slurring my words and offending a polish girl. As the night went on and more drinks were drinked and I ended up upsetting another girl by calling her a slut, only this bitch wasn’t so decent about it, she ended up punching me in the face and ripping my shirt sleeve off. I walked home sleeveless. Thanks Slut.

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