I am – Cameron Diaz is Not Bringing Sexy Back of the Day
I can only assume that when Justin Timberlake wrote the sexy back song, provided he did actually write it, because I know boy bands generally don’t write their own shit, but for the sake of this post we’ll assume that he did write it, either way let me get to my fucking point without fact checking me…Asshole.. Ok here it goes again, when Justin Timberlake wrote the song Bringing Sexy Back, I know he wasn’t talking about fucking his tired old hag of a girlfriend, because she lost sexy back in 1994 when The Mask hit videostores. There’s no hope of turning last weeks table scraps into a four course dinner, if you know what I mean. So it iss probably his passive aggressive way of telling the world that he’s ready for new, hot, fresh cunt. Every girl I know from fat to skinny and from hot to I wouldn’t let her suck my dick for fear it would turn me gay, loves this motherfucker and he’s riding shit out with this washed up boy-lookin slag. He’ll be bringing sexy back to his bedroom eventually cuz let’s face it, with new album, new attention, newly turned 18 year old girls throwing they pussies at you comes new sense of confidence that makes you want to walk away from that rotten smell coming from your washed-up lady’s box in bed next to you..ya heard?
Here’s some hate mail I got today:
Dear website writer? (whoever you are) I was really disapointed with this “article”
you wrote on jaylo… while i share the same feelings as you that i despise her and completely hate her music what the hell is up with the “spic” talk? Your so stupid and ignorant that you ran out of real reasons on why she sucks?? “spics are loyal”?
The bottom line is, although your funny, you are a person who has nothing better to do but sit at home and write witty comments under celebrity photos. While this is cute and i admitt entertaints me when i read them, the fact of the matter is you have no real life. Anyways, my real point was that writting things like that is disgusting and maked you look dumb. Maybe if people started using names like “hick” or “wetback” or “nigger” you’d take offense. Whatever the case your pathetic and i hope you get a real job!
