Being the coolest motherfucker on the internet – means I post the best fucking shit out there. I haven’t surfed around to see if any of those fuckers beat me to it, but I don’t care if they have. I think I am in my “Manic” phase of manic depressions. I am bouncing off the fucking walls, but I have never been tested for that shit. If I was creative, I’d write something funny or mean about this slag. Instead I will post the myspace messages I have been sending her because my life is an open book. Speaking of open books, I am mad that girls don’t send me in nude pics, if you read this site and love what I write, send in nudes to keep me going. That’s all I have to say about that….
Lohan,
My favorite internet celebrity and by internet I mean real life celebrity.
I want you to do a stepINTERVIEW.
I don’t see why you wouldn’t – since we’re like a team. I guess the problem is that cunt publicist of yours doesn’t respect what I do….
Either way, Perez Hilton is a pussy compared to my shit, which is saying a lot since he’s never seen a pussy, but he has seen shit, all over his dick, cuz he’s into barebacking, but that’s not the point. the point is that DrunkenStepfather.com loves you and you NEED to do this for me.
Stop being happy in love, and give me 5 fucking minutes…
We both know that one day we’ll be friends, either when my site blows up, or your career does…..
This shit’s for life
LOVINGLY YOURS,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfahter.comI wrote you a love letter and by wrote I mean copied from some website:
Here it goes – replace Channa with Lohan and Louie With Jesus and 7 days with MY LIFE.
Dear Channa,
Seven days have passed as my life has changed. I can’t see tomorrow knowing that today, it’s all gone. I had it all with you and the kids, something called a family, now it’s all memory with nothing ahead. My life has fallen; I only have faith in God to do his magic. I look forward to the end of my pain and yet I’ve felt the deepest pain a man can ever feel in his heart. A cut so deep that medicine can’t ever heal, but the pain of being alone is there.
Tears are the memory we have of each other and yet I lose them every time I cry thinking of you. They say time heals broken hearts but what do they know, they’re not in my shoes. We take life for granted and never think of tomorrow, just enjoying today. Life is too short to be alone. All I can say is that I have faith in God … that he will let me see tomorrow.
I’ve written this with tears and blood that drips from my heart. I know there will be a tomorrow as long as I have you today. Give my love to the kids and tell them I’m not there in flesh but my soul looks over them.
Love always,
Louie
PS- I just read the first paragraph OF THAT – it was sad.
Here’s A High Res Version of Pic 2 GO
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