I am - Lydia Hearst Shows Tit of the Day
The Hearst family is rock and roll, motherfuckers own Broadcast.com, A & E, ESPN. They own Oprah’s magazine “O” and Cosmo and Harper’s Bazaar. They own Seventeen Magazine, Drugstore.com and the world reknowned Midland Reporter. That was a joke, cuz it’s some pussy-shit newspaper that’s on their roster, I was trying to be funny, which never really works out for me. If you’re wondering what pussy-shit is, it’s what’s left on your bed after you bang a girl. Oh wait, I forgot, you’ve never banged a girl so you wouldn’t know what that is. I unfortunately don’t bang women either, because of a penal problem, and I am not talking “Prison-System”. I do know what pussy-shit is because my wife is a dripper even when she’s not getting serviced/turned on aka eating donuts. I think her hormones are all fucked up from the obesity. Either way, Lydia Hearst is a Ford Model and Patty Hearst’s daughter with her bodyguard. Patty Hearst is William Randolph Hearst’s granddaughter, she’s also robbed a bank with people who kidnapped her in the ’70s. William Randolph Hearst founded the Hearst Media Empire and they make about 5 BILLION dollars a year. This bitch Lydia is slated to inherit a chunk of that a these are her tits. If you wonder why I know all this Hearst shit, it’s simple, they seem to buy shitty websites, and I have a shitty website. I want to sell this site to them for 1,000,000 dollars, even though this bitch roles with jiggaboos….yeah that was a racist comment, I think you should start sending me hate mail now.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
perhaps she has been kidnapped by the jigaboos and is just having some stockholm syndrome issues that are making her bump her heiress booty into his pen-is