My Wife Hates me… and so do you.. Here’s Mung’s post:

I got in my car today to drive myself to the clinic because I think I got genital warts from the Kool-Aid Man. (see previous entries) As I hopped in the car I turned on the radio and low and behold, it was announced that Dustin Diamond AKA Screech from Saved by the Bell has been found on a 40 minute sex tape with two women performing such moves as the Donkey Punch and The Dirty Sanchez. I didn’t know what was worse…the fact that I might have genital warts or the mental picture in my head of Screech fucking Jessie and Kelly while Zack and Slater perform fellatio on each other, the whole time Lisa Turtle is sitting in the corner fisting herself while pulling anal beads out of her asshole.

I don’t think I need the clinic anymore. I think I need a psychiatrist.

GO BAYSIDE!

Mung

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