I have always had a thing for Sienna Miller and by always I mean the last 2 years that bitch has been in the movie scene. I remember seeing her tits in Alfie and I was sold on her. She is the kind of pussy that you see at a party, drunk and chain smoking, part of you wants to fuck her because she’s hot, but the other part of you doesn’t want to use the bathroom after she’s been in there out of fear of getting AIDS. I guess that explains why Jude Law and her are still together….she’s probably hooked him up with something she got at one of her cocaine model parties back in London before she was famous…I guess this is all speculation and the point of my story is that I’d still raw dog this slag despite the smell. It’s one of those little kid sticking a fork in an electrical outlet situations.

I guess the other point of my story is that the bitch next to me is some crazy loud filipino slag who is rocking her phone like she’s at a Filipino Festival and she’s the entertainment. I’m talking dancing and screaming on stage for 150,000 screaming Filipinos, only difference is, there are 3 people in this fucking coffee shop. She just wet napped her hands, I love the smell of lemon scented rubbing alcohol. I think she may be the same bitch who has been pretending to be Lohan on myspace. They seem to have the same social skills.

Now watch Sienna Miller shop, weirdo.