I am - Jessica Simpson in Dress I Thought was See-Through of the Day
People are idiots, not all people, just people who work at trendy coffee shops. The manager was making jokes to his staff about “the whole place going to shit” and everyone started laughing like they were at a fucking comedy show and the manager was the headliner. I was sitting next to the action and I wasn’t laughing, so I guess you’ve got to be a coffee shop worker to get the joke, or maybe I just have no sense of humor. Which is possible because I never laugh.
Some 45 year old rich bitch in designer clothes asked her friend Mitch “where you at”, I found that to be a pretty nice example of hip hop taking over the mainstream….who knows maybe she has black neighbors. I also saw a hot red head girl outside of the American Apparel in a white skirt and black boots. I was surprised to see a hot redhead, I didn’t think they existed but I saw it with my own eyes. I want to write about her, I call it James Bluntin’ her because I know redheads grow up with a complex thinking they are freaks, understandably…and I just want her to know that generalizations about her kind don’t apply to her she is the exception to the rule now let’s hope she’s reading this…
I guess all these stories are just a cover-up to the story I really wanted to write about and that was that I accidentally pissed in my own face in the shower today and it remided my of a virile time when I would accidentally bust nut in my face while getting it on with dirty crackwhores who didn’t make me use condoms. I remember watching the strength of my orgasm slowly die down over the years…from pressure washer to drooling retarded kid with a helmet on. Now, I’ve got nothing. Thanks god. Speaking of nothing here are some pics of Jessica Simpson ….
