I am – Lauren Mayhew’s Shitty Costume of the Day
This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like sluts, I ended up at some bar and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even wearing a costume, she was wearing regular clothes, but her dress was barely covering her ass. I fell in love and if I wasn’t as creepy as I am, I am sure I coulda convinced her to show me what she was rocking under that said barely there dress. She was walking around with some fat dude with long hair, it’s always typical of hot bitches to end up with losers. Maybe dude’s in a band or something. Either way, Halloween is tomorrow, I have one more chance to get out there with my camera and if I am not feeling agoraphobic, lazy, depressed and angry – I will definitely get some stepTV content. It’s been too long….
