I used to have an unhealthy obsession with American Apparel leotards. This is before I hated every Jewish bitch and her Yoga obsessed mother turned hipster. I still think that there is something really fucking sexy about a bitch rocking a piece of clothing that touches her tits and her box all at the same time. The only leotard story I have is about a girl who used to go to American Apparel and try on leotards for me, I met her at Starbucks a year ago and she knew I loved them. One day, she was heading out to a Pants Off party and decided to swing by the one bedroom apartment I call home, my wife was out at Bingo and the stepdaughters were out being sluts somewhere. Anyway, she turned on some music and decided to do a little dance while rocking her American Apparel one piece leotard. I am pretty sure it was the same one Lohan has on in these pics. I didn’t get hard cuz I don’t know how to get hard, it’s got something to do with my life of hard living and a huge prostate but I did have the chance to slide her leotard to the side and play with her lady parts until she realized that she had a 35 year old fat man in sweatpants playin with her goods. This was about a year ago and the novelty of the leotard hasn’t fully worn off, but Lohan is a fucking loser and is more of a trend follower than a trendsetter in these pics. I am sure 60% of all halloween costumes bought this year were from AA. Either way, nice gloves you fucking whore…..

BONUS – Lohan Leaving Another Party in Silk Pajamas Covering Up Her Dominatrix Costume, nice gloves you fucking whore….

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