I am - Scarlett Johansson’s 1950’s Lookin’ Fat Whore of the Day
I know these pictures are old by Internet standards, meaning they were out yesterday. I wasn’t going to post them, but I fucking hate this over-rated bitch and needed to discuss….She’s a fat and she’s obsessed with dressing like a 1950’s pin-up girl, an era when fat girls were considered hot. So here she is confusing all you fucks into thinking she’s the next sex icon like Marilyn Monroe with her bleached hair, her red lipstick, pale skin and her 1950’s style high-waisted jeans emphasizing her birthing hips, when really all she’s got is an unhealthy food addiction, like this one bitch I saw on Oprah who said getting gastric bypass surgery was like losing a best friend…I can only assume that when Johannson realizes she can’t act and when you realize that she’s fat, she’ll really pick up the pace with this emotional eating thing making her Jesus Martinez marriage material, because let’s face it, I have no standards. Cuddles.
