I am - Kate Moss’ Nipples of the Day
I am sitting next to a lesbian at least a girl who is wearing intense shoes that could be confused as being lesbionic, but she’s too lipstick and jewish to be a lesbian. Some other lesbian with rockin’ indy rock hair (if she had a penis), cut off gloves and pants hangin off her ass like she was Eminem just walked up and they are talking about pianos, I guess that shit is code word for cunt. Then they started talking about season 2 of the L-Word, a lesbian show and now they are talking about parties they went to together one called “the piano bar” and the other called “lips” so now I am convinced piano means cunt. This seems very awkward like they have both played each other’s pianos and now they are talking about how red each other’s lips are. I feel like I am in the bedroom with them….and it’s not that sexy.
I am pretty creepy for outting their conversation on the internet, I am pretty sure they will never read this because no one is reading this. I’d like to dedicate this post to the lesbians…I feel like I don’t give them enough love, mainly because they hate me for having a penis….even though it’s a penis that doesn’t work….
