Looks like Britney Spears is celebrating his 25th Birthday and having a tight UPSKIRT at Mr. Chow’s this past weekend. It’s safe to say that this bitch is officially washed up. She no longer has her youthful charm, and according to her C-Section Scar and Floppy Titty, it looks like this damaged body has had a couple kids and hasn’t had a chance to recover.

Speaking of damaged goods…I don’t appreciate the asshole who spammed my comments by posting Racist and Hateful commentary only to respond back to himself posing as other members of the site, creating a fake internet fight and cheapening the shit out of something that is already fuckin’ welfare….Either way, that’s all I have to say for now cuz I want to be first on these Britney pics and I had my first sex dream in about 4 years last night, I can only assume my depression is subsiding and that I am ready to takeover the fucking world. Mor to come later. Cuddles.