Here are the Adriana Lima pics that everyone has beat me to today.

Let’s face it, I don’t bring the news and when I do, it’s usually late because I am lazy and like sleeping. I realize that I have been spending way too much time on my computer because my eyes are bugging out all the fucking time and I see black spots everywhere I look, but it’s all worth the pain in making you smile for no monetary return. I am like Patch Adams in this motherfucker.

Speaking of Pain, I wrote DJ AM an email about Nicole Richie’s recent arrest just for fun and because I am a bit of an asshole. I have his email address because he did an interview with me a long fucking time ago and stopped responding to my emails after I sent him a link of Nicole and Steve-O holding hands and wrote “I guess she’s officially damaged goods now, good thing you got that skinny cunt out of your life” or something like that.

Either way, here’s the email I sent him.

Dear Dj AM,

I saw that your girl Nicole got arrested for being jacked on Vicodin and weed, weighing in at 85 lbs after letting Good Charlotte fuck her up the ass.

I am emailing you to congratulate you on getting her out of your life, because let’s face it, she may have helped you launch your career and she’s probably a good person and all that but no one wants to hang out with someone with someone with that much baggage.

I think it’s great that you’ve moved on. Watching her fall deeper and deeper into the hell that is her life may be sad, but at least you’ve got you new Publicist and Booking Agent and Fan Club.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

For more on the Richie Case - GO HERE

For Some 911 Phone Call Action GO HERE