I am - Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe of the Day
Here are some pics of Christina Aguilera in concert showing a little toe. This is a stretch, cuz it could just be a wrinkle in her pants, but i am delusional at times, especially when it involves Christina Aguilera’s vagina. It’s like when my wife tries turn me on, because she can’t accept the fact that she made me impotent, and starts getting all frisky and I close my eyes and pretend that she’s someone like Christina Aguilera or someone even mildly attractive, but reality always comes a knockin’ when her pants are taken off and room fills with the warm smell of freshly baked shit. I am not sure what freshly baked shit is, but since I invented the term, I have decided that it’s when you shit on a cookie sheet and back it at 350 for 45 mins to give your home that warm back alley outhouse scent like it was Thanksgiving and we were making pies.
Either way, I am stlll hungover and I just found out that I write better drunk than hungover. Look at the pics.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
grow up
you have a wife for a reason
you’re downing her for not being as perfect as someone who is airbrushed in magazines and half of the photos you see of her
you’re probably not such hot shit yourself
next time
look in the mirror at your depressing saggy balls before pointing the finger at someone whos just trying to spice up your sex life, a very hard thing to do when her partner is such a shallow small minded asshole :]