I am – Kelly Clarkson’s Fat Ass of the Day
Since she’s been gone, she’s been eating lots of cake…. I knew this girl was a little heavy in her pants but i had no idea she was this down-loaded. Down-loaded is an expression used for girls who are heavy from the waist down. I know that it’s a pretty weak expression that I used to use in the 90s on a girl I once knew who was built like a tonka truck in designer jeans but was hot from the waist up. She would have made a great news anchor but I think she ended up working construction, which made sense considering she was a good lifter.
I went to the strippers last night, I drank too much, I have indigestion. It was worth it. Cuddles.
