I am – Mariah Carey’s Christmas Miracle of the Day
I posted a picture in my stepLINKS yesterday and I got this email:
Hello,
You do not know me. However, you have a picture of myself on the main page of your website. Two girls in pink underwear… i’m sure you know the one.I strongly suggest that you take this photo down, or I will be seeking legal action. My lawyer will be in contact to ensure that this photo is removed from your site promptly. I have contacted my lawyer, and the police. I suggest you get a life. You chose the wrong picture to use this time.
Thank you,
Carly T.
I was going to send this to her:
Good luck pressing charges you idiot.
Maybe you shouldn’t put pics of your fat ass on the internet for people like me to find…Keep that shit on your fucking computer and don’t make it public domain, no one wants to see your cellulite ridden thighs anyway, except for maybe your boyfriend, who is probably some kind of virgin and you’re the only pussy being thrown his way.
No offense.
But realized that it is Christmas and I’ve also decided to be a little more sensitive to people’s feelings, because I believe in the Christmas Miracle. I just took the pic off. I don’t think that means that my comedy is going soft here, I’ve been soft for 3 years…and that pisses my wife off but I consider my impotency a Christmas Miracle too, because having a valid excuse to not stick it in her 300 pound, 4 week old bean burrito smelling parcel is like a little piece of heaven….
Here are some pics of Mariah Carey that were used in her xmas card.
If you want to get in the Holiday mood, listen to my Lawyer’s Holiday Mix HERE
