After watching the ball drop, I headed out to some shitty hipster party I was told was going to be the place to see girls flashing their tits and sucking cock in the bathroom like I read about on the Internet. I showed up there at about 1 am and there was a massive line-up. Every dude was wearing a hipster fur hooded jacked and I made friends with some really awkward looking tall guy who couldn’t understand why the party was 35 dollars to get it. I got up to the security guard and tried to convince them that I was on the DJs guestlist, because I didn’t have 35 dollars, unfortunately my new found awkward friend fucked all that up for me when he told the bouncer that my name wasn’t the one I gave them, because I know there’s always a Phil on guestlist…Either way, I didn’t get in so I just walked back home in the cold wet rain. At least I woke up to Jessica Alba’s ass….

I find the bitch over-rated, but I find a lot of things over-rated, so that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t post them because let’s face it, this site isn’t about what I want, it’s about what you want. I’m nice like that. Happy New Year fucker.

These are the rest of the pics:

More HQ pics HERE

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