Happy New Year all you useless cunts who visit this site only to write me hate mail. I’d thank you for making this site possible, but you really haven’t contributed shit. Any advertiser I email says that they aren’t trying to reach the kind of people this site reaches, so it’s pretty much your fault that I am living in a one bedroom apartment, stealing money from my wife and barely getting by…Either way, if I was you, I wouldn’t support this site either.

I hope your New Years was good and that you are hungover, and have 6-8 weeks of anxiety about whether that whore you banged without a condom gave you an STD. Speaking of STDS, I went into my sitemeter to see what my 15 most popular posts were of the last 6 months were. This doesn’t mean these are my best posts because I am sure if I went through the archives I’d find posts that were actually funny, but traffic is my only way to judge….I feel like doing a link dump to my own content is the only way to bring in the new year because I am pretty fucking amazing, according to me.

To a better 2007 because 2006 sucked. So be safe and send me nude pics of your girlfriends, it’s kinda my fetish. CUDDLES. Motherfuckers.

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt of the Day
GO

I am – Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day
GO

I am – Cindy Margolis Playboy Pics of the Day
GO

I am – Carolina Ferres Nipple of the Day
GO

I am – Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Pics of the Day
GO

I am – Lohan See Thru Pics of the Day
GO

I am – Bodybuilder Bitch Making Her Tits Dance of the Day
GO

I am – Lohan in Maui in a Bikini of the Day
GO

I am – Necro is a Whiney Jew of the Day
GO

I am – Lydia Hearst Shows Tit of the Day
GO

I am – Kate Moss Naked in Pop Magazine of the Day
GO

I am – Alyssa Milanos Stretch Marked Titty of the Day
GO

I am – Emma Tomlinson is a Slag of the Day
GO

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Thong of the Day
GO

I am – Paola Maltese Personal Pics of the Day
GO

stepSTALKING
GO

stepINTERVIEW
GO

stepARCHIVES
GO

I just clicked on these and they are really not my best posts at all. I type so much in a fucking day I don’t remember the golden content that I have brought you, but I do remember the I liked making random people famous, text messaging Nicole Richie, making stupid stepTV clips, sending random myspace messages to people and the week I had “stepRULES” of life. I also had fun the month of May when stepSTEVE lived on my couch…I expect 2007 to be a lot fucking better with less hacked email accounts, less stolen computers, less haters, more money, and ideally finally making myself famous. Keep reading.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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