I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

03

Jan

I am – Ashlee Simpson’s Nipple of the Day

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My site is getting hit fucking hard with traffic or something cuz it’s running like it was the product of a Father and Daughter having a baby, even though Dr. Phil says that incest doesn’t breed flipper babies and that that is just an old wife’s tale used to scare people off from fucking family, because let’s face it, it’s really accessible. I suggest you test the theory out at home and make your family proud by crawling into bed with your sister tonight, naked and hard…I’m sure it’ll go over well….

Speaking of making your family proud, here are some recent pics of that slut Ashlee Simpson showing the world her titty. I’d say that she did this for daddy Joe, a celebrity father/manager known for turning his girls into “sex symbols” because he was bored of them being sex symbols for him in the privacy of his own home, because even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her pussy, and Daddy Joe figured he could make decent money off of them…he was right, but this picture isn’t hardcore enough for him, he’s more into the pussy shots.

On a side note, my site is blocked in all schools and corporate offices around the world, that is why no one reads it. It’s got nothing to do with my shitty writing, I promise and I would get a better server, if this site made me enough money to pay for a better server…That’s your cue to send me money asshole. This post took me an hour to upload…

Either way, here’s that nipple.

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