My site gets worse and worse by the day. I used to feature freaks and perverts and whores who wrestle and now all I do is post celebrities in bikinis. I got an email the other day calling me a sellout for turning this into a celebrity blog, she went on to say that I am a fag like Perez and tried to rip into me for posting only celeb content. My answer to her is that Ashlee Simpson isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just a whore who wrestles in disguise and her dad is the freak and pervert….You see, I can talk about the underbelly and the sleaze of the world set to pictures of famous people because they may make money and they may be on TV and dropping garbage albums, but their daddy’s still touch them inappropriately, and they still let their hispanic boyfriends take their ass cherry. So fuck yourself for trying to dis what I do. The real underbelly of the world is these people and your stupid obsession with them.

That said…Ashlee’s got some love handle and a flat ass, a little too dumpy for me. I do like anorexic girls because their negative self-image and their self-destructive eating habits give me a fucking boner and I’m fucking impotent. Maybe it’s cuz my fat wife is on the other end of the spectrum and she makes me sick to my stomach when I have to powder her thighs. I know I talk about my impotency and my fat wife a lot but it is a little consuming. I was out yesterday and this bitch in tights, with legs as thick as her fucking ankles walked by me, at first I thought she was Asian or naturally skinny but realized she was Jewish and knew she wasn’t just skinny, she was anorexic or like I like to call them, the real skinny because they work so hard to be skinny. I guess I just like someone with a good work ethic. Cuddles.

These Pics are Shit Quality…Which is Appropriate Since Ashlee is a Pretty Shitty Quality Talent.

Here’s some Ashlee Simpson Bikini Collages…

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