I am - More Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day
I don’t really know what’s going on here with all the bikini content, I guess it could be because it’s winter vacation and I am definitely not complaining. If I was a celebrity I would be in a bikini all the time, but obviously not my own, if you know what I mean. That was example of a shitty play on words that didn’t really convert as solid as I would like it to. I was walking around a drug store because I needed to buy toilet paper, there are some things in life you have no choice but to spend your non existent money on, especially when your wife loves eating, if you know what I mean. If you don’t, I’ll make it pretty fucking clear, when she has to shit, it’s a fucking process, and for anyone familiar with the site, you know I don’t like talking about shit, but this is too fucking crazy to ignore….anyway, she waddles her fat ass in there and has to get me to undress her….she barely fits between the wall and the bathtub and when she’s seated you can’t even see she’s on a fucking toilet, it’s like the thing got sucked up in her or something….after about 25 minutes, I have to come in and clean up, you know flush and wipe her and the toilet down, her aim is a a little off and the smell is something I wish upon no one…That said, I was at the drug store and I saw these two 20 year old girls buying condoms, I looked at them, they looked at me and the next thing I know, security is there asking me to leave….
Jessica Alba is a lot like those girls in the Pharmacy. They weren’t all that hot, one of them had football shoulders but the fact that they fucked made me happy, even though condom’s are for pussies. I like the way this post came out, from Shit to Condoms to Sexual Harassment To Complimenting myself. Amazing.
