Today is pretty smutty and that’s ok. I figure since the site is banned everywhere there’s nothing wrong with posting a little box action, and by box action I mean vagina. These pictures were sent to me and the girl is supposed to be some myspace slag, the kind with a lot of friends and a lot of half naked pics wishing to be the next Tila Tequila. It’s nice to have dreams…..

Speaking of Dreams, I was at the strip club the other night and I saw a bitch with down’s syndrome on the stage dancing around like a retard, which was pretty appropriate…considering she had down’s syndrome. Anyway she was in a thong had her jaw was wired half shut and was rocking stripper shoes, the funny thing about the whole situation wasn’t the dumb look on her face but the fact that she had one leg longer than the other and one of her boots had a heel and the other didn’t a lot like the uneven legged homeless dude I posted about a long time ago here….….the beauty of her stripping was that she was always available and probably wasn’t very good at counting…giving you a little more bang for your buck…all while making a dream come true like you were make a wish foundation and the lap dance booth was DisneyWorld.

Either way, this myspace girl may not have a retardation, but I do hope one of you have her profile so that I can do a stepINTERVIEW with her. Cuddles…