I am – Uma Thurman Bikini of the Day
These are some Uma Thurman Pics that I saw about a week ago, I am convinced they are old because let’s face it I am always late. I know I say this every fucking day and you fuckers must think this is groundhog day, but I’ve never seen the movie so it’s all new to me. The benefit of drinking yourself to a stupor allows for a nice break in the day. It also destroys your brain enough to forget what you’ve seen or posted…but for some reason I have a memory for the stupidest shit.
I was at the strip club with my lawyer again tonight and saw the same girls I see every week. One of them turned 18 a 2 months ago and was shy a month ago, now she’s friends with all the girl and rocks a lesbian show where she spits on her dancing partner’s cooch. Another one of them was in her late 20s and had huge tits she never pulled out because I am guessing her fresh c-section scar meant she was still breast feeding and she probably didn’t want to spray the crowd with her milk. Another one was about 60 lbs overweight and shoved an umbrella up her box and sucked it off to death metal, but the most interesting was the girl from a small town trying to make a name for herself in the “big” city. She told us about her peircings and about how she worked at the classiest club in her home town. She went into telling us the design of the stage didn’t work for her and she stood up and walked away with the thickest cankles I’ve ever seen….
Uma Thurman may not have cankles, but she’s a stripper to me and these are her pics.
