I am – Paris Hilton Bikini Pics of the Day
Here are some Paris Hilton Bikini pictures because we haven’t seen enough of her the last 2 days. It’s nice to see her chillin on a beach when her nude videos were released yesterday.
These pictures may be old, but they aren’t as weak staged sex tapes. The Paris Hilton videos sucked. She had less personality in the videos this time around which isn’t saying much because the last time around she looked like the worst fuck ever. Even worse than the drunk girl who fell asleep while I was inside her, I finished anyway, because we do what we have to do to get by. I guess that’s why she released this shit. We got to see her naked and a naked paris is sometimes more interesting than Paris in a bikini, or Paris having an upskirt or nip slip…The ParisExposed site had so much traffic that it was the 700th most visited website on the internet and there is no way Paris isn’t making money off this..I always say celebs are machines and being a machine means that every little thing we see is planned….
I would have rather seen my neighbor’s sex tape. She’s about 25, Russian and always gets out of expensive cars. Since she lives in the same shitty building as me, so she’s obviously poor, drug addicted and turning tricks. The other day I saw her running down the hall screaming at some dude wearing her underwear, that was when I decided that I’d eat her rationed bread anyday, and by bread I mean vagina….
Point of the story is that you should be proud driving your 10 year old car, working your bullshit office job, spending your paycheck on paying bills, fucking ugly bitches if you ever muster up the courage to drop ROOFIES in their drink so they get too fucked up to say no, because at you did it yourself. It’s much more rewarding knowing that you aren’t living off a last name….at least that’s what you jealous cunts should be telling yourself….otherwise you’d have to accept that you wish you were a Hilton too…
