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2007

01

Feb

I am – Bijou Phillips Ass of the Day

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We all know this bitch from a few years ago, when she was all over the fucking press for being Paris’ sidekick and being a hipster model. She’s another kid of a rockstar, if Wilson Philips is considered rock and roll and she used to and do mass amounts of drugs off Carnie Wilson’s Fat Ass while sucking on Sean Lennon’s little asian cock.

That’s not the point, the point is that I always thought she got AIDS from intravenous drug use on the set of BULLY, but after seeing this pictures from Paris Exposed, I can only assume it was from being a little loose in the hips if you know what I mean, if you don’t know what I mean, you’re an idiot, cuz I was just trying to find a nice way to say her cunt was open from business, and that it didn’t care who came in for a visit.

The funniest thing about celebrities is that hey don’t use condoms, because condoms are for common folks. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of your favorite stars were Magic Johnsonning on their AIDS tests. Read this Joe Francis Howard Stern Recap via IDLYITW.

Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to “discuss” his and Paris’s pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn’t buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time…Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he’d ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, “Paris,” even though a few statements earlier he claimed, “Lindsey and I are just friends.” When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he’s slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…” Howard then began asking more leading questions like, “So she just laid there?” or “Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?” Joe responded, “More or less, yeah.” To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, “Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.”

Either way, she is dating Hyde from That 70’s Show, probably because she gave him the germ and it’s hard finding another AIDs lover. I don’t know if she actually has Aids, that’s just the story I heard.

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