I am – Jenny McCarthy’s Almost a Nip Slip of the Day
Jenny McCarthy is a useless slag, the kind of bitch you want to punch in the face, at least the kind of bitch I wanted to punch in the face when she had a sitcom and always yelled at me through my TV. I’d stare at her massive fake tits and remember a time when she knew how to tone shit down and seduce me in her playboy spreads but that fucking mouth of hers would always ruin it. Sometimes I’d put her on mute and take a strip of duct tape to try to block her out from the head up and for some reason that just broke my TV. I guess nothing’s really changed but at least she’s still got her tits.
