I am - Christina Ricci’s Panty Ass of the Day
I feel like a skinny white girl in my panties chained in some black dude’s shanty, only not as sexy. I just got an email from some dude who links me telling me that he has to stop because Google told him that linking to my site specifically was a breach of their contract. He’s one of those bloggers who’s just happy to not be working 9-5 and riding the celebrity blog wave, so he has dropped linking me. Thanks Google, you fuckers. I guess they don’t realize that deleting my GMAIL in March was a hard enough hit….Either way I hate fucking pussies unless they belong to girls.
Speaking of pussies and girls I saw this trailer in the theater and told the person I was with that I was going to be stealing this DVD when it comes out. Watching her run around in her underwear makes me happy. I know this bitch cut off her tits and that she has never really got it going on, but she was a celebrity I wanted to bang when I was younger. I don’t remember how many times I jerked off to her bathtub scene in the movie Mermaids. That was a joke, in reality, I was more into her in that Vincent Gallo movie where her fat tits and fat ass were flopping all over the motherfucking place. I liked that she didn’t give a fuck, and I remember seeing her on TV when she was 16 and I was in some halfway house and she was living on her own, advertising that she got drunk and smoked, she didn’t try to pull any of this Lohan closet drinking bullshit. Until Ally McBeal happened and she was forced to not eat because it made the main character look like she was normal weight. I don’t really know what I am talking about. But I do know that whoever made this move SHOULD PAY ME FOR PROMOTING IT. Fuckers.
Here are some pics of her in a recent Esquire Shoot….
