I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

27

Feb

I am – Bijou Phillips AIDS Tits of the Day

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I get excited whenever I see a celebrity’s tit because that is what my life is based on. Even if that celebrity isn’t really a celebrity but some hipster who accidentally lands roles because of the Make a Wish Foundation, they do nice things for people with AIDS at least that’s the story I’ve heard. When I see any opportunity to post any tit I jump on it, because the only tit I ever see in real life is on strippers or on my wife which are tits that don’t really count as tits because they are the size of a 14 year old dude. So even when the tit is on some movie poster, I feel obligated to post it. I am actually pretty surprised that she’s got tits this solid considering her ailment. Maybe I’ve been wrong about her all this time…

On a site note – google Bijou Phillips Aids GO

I’m such a rumor starter…maybe that’s why I like playing with my nipples while listening to Lohan’s Rumor Starter single on repeat….or it could be because I am weird.

The site is still working. This is a revolution.

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