The thing I love about Petra Nemcova, other than the fact that she is pretty fucking decent lookin’ is that she runs after average looking men. On the surface, it gives hope to all you fucking losers who can’t get the fat albino from around the block to show you her white pube covered box, even when you offer her money, hope. But when you scratch beneath the surface you realize that the dude she’s with is the biggest thing to come out of the UK since that fat chick in the movie Titanic. Point of the story is that if you are a loser with no style you should start reading some self-help books on what women want. You should start practicing how to write poems and maybe one day, your lame song about falling in love with a girl you don’t know but saw on the subway will get some record execs wife soft and damp and forcing her husband to make you the next big thing. If you noticed, I assumed that the record exec was a man and not a woman. Is that why feminists always send me hate mail? I just call myself a realist.

Speaking of real, here is a little part of her nipple stickin’ out of her dress for you all to jerk off to while dreaming that you were James Blunt, probably not the first time you’ve done that. Weirdo. Nip slips are getting boring, but not as boring as trying to fix website when you have no knowledge of anything more than nip slips. Either way, remember, you’re beautiful in my eyes, and that’s all that really matters. But I have no standards. Cuddles….