I am – Lohan on the Set of Her Stripper Movie of the Day
The whole Lohan in rehab story depressed me because I like my bitches sedated, it makes them a lot easier to deal with when I tell them that I just fucked their sister, not that that’s ever really happened to me. But my friend RayRay, who has serious mental issues and brain damage from doing too many drugs when he was younger told me a story about how he fucked two sisters. They were siamese twins that he met at some rehab center when he had his foot amputated. He did the one he had a thing for one night while drunk but kept sticking his fingers in the other one who was trying to sleep while her sister whored out. RayRay is a hero in this story, most guys aren’t desperate enough to ignore the fact that they were siamese twins, but you aren’t…it’s okay to be lonely.
EIther way, here is Lohan lookin like a dumpy piece of shit on the set of her movie where she plays a stripper. Obviously a foreshadow of what is to come and her prior addiction has given her the skills needed to let me grab her tits for 10 dollars. Let’s watch the demise, it’s a more interesting than American Idol.
