Here are some pictures from Christina Aguilera’s tour. I am pretty sure that I have expressed my serious like for this slut because she is pretty open about being a slut. Whether it’s talking about spending the day naked or talking about her husbands massive cock that she loves or whether she’s rockin’ a pair of panties showing off her fake pierced tits, she always brings the goods. She’s one of those popstars who’s video you can jerk off to, but that’s not saying much, you’ve probably jerked off to 90 percent of MTV’s videos, not because they are hot, but because your retardation makes it hard for you to pull your hand away from you dick, chronic masturbator….

The other thing I like about Christina Aguilera is that she dates and marries ugly looking motherfuckers. Sure her Jew is richer than most people, but I am sure that’s got nothing to do with her wanting him up inside her. She’s got enough money to pay the phone bill so it’s safe to say that she’s got no taste and a celebrity with no taste works for me because it increases my chances of hanging out with them…

I know I’ve mentioned this to you before, but I am going to say it again, when Aguilera first hit the scene I bet a dude in the park that I’d bang her before I died. The chances of that happening are pretty slim because my obesity, sedentary lifestyle and horrible diet, my years of substance abuse and my new found love for cigars means my time is running out, but I still believe the dream, cuz without dreams we’re nothin’

I once dreamt that I had sex with a homeless woman for a home cooked meal and a shower and I kept that dream going for about a day before actually going out there and propositioning the better looking ones…and having my way with them….Which goes to show you that dreams do come true….