I am – Kate Beckinsale’s Erect Nipples of the Day
I can’t believe that my life has come to me posting a picture of girls with erect nipples. I feel like I am that comic book, video game playing pervert who can’t get pussy. Reality is that I do it for traffic. I can’t convince people to read my site unless I have something as lame as a bitch I’ve never heard of pokin’ out of her shirt. To say that I am tired of this kind of content is like saying that choir boy is tired of being raped by the priest. Shit’s pretty fucking obvious, but here I am writing this post to these pictures and you’re not even reading this because all you care about is the next set of celebrity erect nipples to hit the internet.
I have to admit that erect nipples are a total turn on. When I was in grade 8, I used to jerk off to this fat chick in my classes hard nipples, because they were always hard and it was a new and fascinating thing to me. I remember later in life landing a girl who had inverted nipples and shit scared the fuck out of me because I didn’t know what I was supposed to be gently pinching with my tender touch….Now I am married to a fat chick who I don’t think has nipples as they spread the surface of her tit the fatter she got. I try not to looks but memories of the inverted nipples I was once scared of bring make me realize how stupid standards are. Take what you can get and love it when it’s happening because one day you may end up like me… That’s the end of this post, thank fucking god…
March 31st, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I read it. I think it was funny.
Keep the cynicism up…