I am – Jordan is a Pregnant Whore of the Day
When I asked my friend, if you can call a dude with a babe blog who lives on a sheep farm in the UK a friend, who Jordan was this is what he said to me:
Jordan is Katie Price and she was a page three girl. She had multiple boob jobs, did a sex tape with a guy in a boyband, had a blind waterhead of a baby with a footballer, wrote a best selling book, has an underwear collection and married a popstar…if you can call THIS being a popstar….
Point of this post is that if you are a slutty lookin’ whore of a woman from the UK, figure out a way into Page 3 and become a fake useless celebrity that the tabloids fall in love with. That page 3 feature will get you famous enough to get into any club you want and that success will land you the admiration of every useless f-list celebrity man frequenting the same clubs who like fucking girls with massive fake tits and lots of unnecessary media attention who together may make their way to the d-list.
Point being that it sure beats being a GoGo dancer at the shittty bar in your shitty town…Here she is a few years later, knocked up like the slut she is from a new baby daddy, cuz that’s how a classy career carries a person into a promising future.
