I have trained myself to do this shit everyday and without a site I feel like a teenage runaway at a bus station in a new town right before getting picked up my the creepy guy who lurks at the bus station for teenage runaways to bring back home to offer a nice bed, shower and meal before making them suck his dick. I may seem like that creepy guy but I’ve never dropped that line on runaways in my life because I hate when the cops come my way, but I was one of the only guys back when I was hanging with street whores and homeless people to have a shower and that fucker got me a whole lot of cooch….That’s why you can’t run after bitches who own showers, their standards are too high and won’t want anything to do with you cuz you got nothing to offer.

Speaking of nothing to offer, here are some pics of Fergie Working Out because she was once a meth addicted teenage runaway. Now she’s addicted to pumping iron and that’s ok, especially when you’re rockin’ a clit bigger than my dick…which isn’t saying much…most girls have clits bigger than my dick. I’m an inny not an outtie now and that’s why I don’t care about this bitch even if she was sitting in my bed with a vibrator in her ass and my wife’s box in her mouth…but that’s only because my wife’s box grosses me out…and Fergie is lovely…

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