I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

14

Mar

I am – Daydreamin’ of a Stuffed Toy of the Day

It’s raining and it’s depressing out. I started coughing up what looked like blood today. I may be dying and that’s ok, because when I drift into a day dream not even impending death can throw off my game….

Speaking of having my game thrown of, I got some Cease and Desist about the Aniston Topless pics Perez is getting sued for.

Here is my response. Enjoy.

To my friends and NBC Universal,

I didn’t post any Jennifer Aniston picture. I posted a screenshot from another website that featured her image on the cover of a Magazine called Choc. In this case you may want to run after the magazine in question, or the website I got it from. A blog of my nature does social commentary on various web finds and the laws are grey when it comes to what is freedom of speech and what is copyright infringement online.

Also, the revenue of my website is next to none, my company is based out of another country with different copyright laws you will need to follow and the whole thing is really not worth your effort.

If you choose to sue me, I can always declare bankruptcy, I mean the $14 in my piggy bank won’t get me too far, I could just send it to you personally right now and get it over with.

The publicity that will come from this will take me to the next level and I could represent myself and get featured on Access Hollywood like Perez Hilton.

If you do sue me, do you pay my airfare to California? I’ve always wanted to see the ocean again. It’s been years and I could really use a vacation.

Will this be aired on courtTV? I have seen what lawsuits have done to these bloggers and you have to admit it’s GREAT pr, I guess I should hit the gym cuz I hear the camera adds 10 pounds and I would want to look my best!

This is all very exciting and has added new meaning to my life. Dreams of being a millionaire like Perez seem more possible than ever and I’d love to thank you for this golden opportunity.

If you need anything else, please let me know.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Now watch the Daydream video, asshole…

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