I am - Jennifer Love Hewitt is Dumpy and Stumpy of the Day
I remember a time when this whore was tiny with big tits. I was a with a guy this weekend who wouldn’t stop talking about skinny girls with big tits. He recently started calling tits “cans”, like this was the ’50s and I liked it enough to consider dropping it on the regular but probably won’t because I forget stupid ideas all the time.
Anyway, it looks like Jennifer Love has taken an interest in eating. Maybe it’s got something to do with her amazing career and life-changing show about Ghosts that I am forced to watch on Friday nights because I have one Channel. It looks like her boyfriend is even lookin’ at her ass thinking to himself that he didn’t sign up for this dumpy shit, she’s supposed to be that small chick with big cans, what the fuck happened….
You know that everytime they go out to eat, he hints at her to not get the dessert and to stay away from the fries, but bitch just won’t listen because eating makes her happy, and eating makes all of us remember that the bitch you once wanted to fuck but were too scared to approach will one day end up 30 lbs fatter, washed-up and has been.
Today is Jennifer Love Hewitt’s day to shine. Cuddles.
