I figure that here is no better way to start he day than with a southern pornstar and her retarded lookin’ tits. I am feeling like I got hit by a bus, so I haven’t really been able to reflect on all the tits I saw this weekend to try to make this post relevant to my life, but I all I can remember doing is spending the night in the bus station because my wife locked me out and I had no where else to go. There was this girl who was sitting next to me for about 4 hours who I couldn’t help but stare at. I was hoping she was a teenage runaway that I could offer a warm shower and home cooked meal to, as it’s always been a great pick-up line to the homeless bitches I have hooked up with in the past, but realized that I didn’t have a warm shower or home cooked dinner to offer, as I was homeless too.

Anyway, the reason I couldn’t decide if she was hot or not was because she was big. I am talking tall and broad and not obese like my bacon loving wife. I went up to this girls navel and her tits may have been the size of my fucking head, but so were her biceps. Part of me wanted to see her naked, but another part of me knew her dick was bigger than mine….I just hit the bottle and ended up passing out instead of striking up conversation. I guess I am shy like that.