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I am - Day Dreamin’ Of a Nice Walk of the Day

I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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