I am – Jessica Biel is a Total Dyke of the Day
Here are pictures of Jessica Biel going to church to try and figure shit out, I am pretty sure she’s making sure god loves her before actually announcing to the world that she eats pussy, even though her broad shoulders and pantsuit are pretty much doing the job for her. I know fags and all the fags I know did some serious soul searching before declaring they were faggot. Some joined the church, some went to therapy, while others sucked dick in the bathroom at a gay bar. Whether they chose to come out, decided it was a phase, or bottled that shit up, they still did it wearing women’s panties. So we know that Biel is halfway there.
I was at a party this weekend where 2 girls were dyking out in the dark corner. I was convinced that it would lead to some public finger banging, so I started watching. I was next to a hot chick who was doing the same, but for some reason, when they noticed they had an audience of two, they singled me out as the pervert, got up and invited the girl who was staring at them with me to an after party, before spitting in my face. Life’s not fair, except if you’re a lesbian. That’s the story I learned.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:14 am
There is no real proof that Jessica Biel is a lesbian. Infact she’s been linked with dating a few male celebrities. I know there are pics of her kissing a female but that may have just been an innocent kiss between friends. I’d look into it before you judge.
March 9th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Kev, don’B naive. Have you not seen JBiel f’ball internet pix, in 1 being surreptitiously butt-grabbed, w/docile acceptance, and 2 breast-fondledW/a big accepting smile?-Whodunnit? A taller, more muscular, square shouldered, flat-chested, w/short-black-hair, butch female. Plus other pix of the 2 of them together at another Place’n'time. Also on i’net see JB’s Golden Globe carpet performance w/open-handed tush playing on Maria Menounos’ butt. She even says, “The tush on that one is out of this world.” Such acceptances and forward givings, with public displays of “body parts’ familiarity”, and contact is indicative of no two straight women.
One time is a possible exception. Two is a pattern, and three, well…
Did Lindsay LOLohan get “mixed up”, declaring she wasn’t a lez? Could she have thought that b/c she’s the feminine, submissive one, she’s either still straight, or just Bi?? Either JT’s a beard, or JB’s bisexual.