Here is Pam Anderson on the beach. She is with her kids and Tommy Lee and she’s looking a little dumpy, but not so bad for an STD ridden whore. I wrote all about her last week when she was in a bikini and I don’t feel like repeating myself, even though I am inconsistent and probably don’t agree with anything I said last week. If you want to read that post, go HERE . All I can say is at least she’s showing some nipple and implant ripple in her bikini that barely covers her cellulite ridden ass.

I like girls in bikinis, I used to go to the public pool and go for a swim just to see girls in bikinis because I fucking hate public pools but like bikinis. I hate public pools because they are like a tub full of every fucking disease possible, whether it be some kind of fungus, some kind of STD from all the people who sneak in at night, or some other shit that comes for every dirty motherfucker taking using it as a bath and a toilet at the same fucking time. Bust since I like bikinis and sometimes the only way to score some bikini watching is to bite the bullet and go public, not to mention the bitches who hang at public pools are usually too poor to afford their own pools making them easier to impress with a night out at McDonald’s.

Either way, I used to love when people would start taking the water in their mouths and spitting it at each other, knowing that I had just taken a piss where they were playing.