I am - Geri Spice’s Box of the Day
Hey look, it’s Gerri Spice’s box, I thought it’s be dirtier and a little more busted up, mainly because she used to be a hooker but also because she’s had a baby, but I guess that was a pretty shitty joke that I have dropped before.
Watching girls moving is my new porn, especially when those girls are rich enough to pay people to do this dirty work for them. Maybe she’s trying to keep busy because she hasn’t done anything in 5 years, maybe she spent all her money on lipo, maybe I am just a lazy fuck who likes sitting and who won’t even bring up his own fucking groceries because there’s always bored, homeless, meth kids around to do it for me. Meth kids are pretty much going to fuck over our economy because the motherfuckers have a lot more energy than 400 pound fat sluts who take 10 minutes to pour me a fucking coffee at the local donut shop because getting their fat hands to grip around the cup while all out of breath is too hard to fucking handle for them…
Either way, here’s Ginger’s box. Fuck you.
