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2007

25

Apr

I am – Nicole Richie and Her Future Sister-In-Law Sophie Monk of the Day

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I woke up in the middle of the night in a bit of a panic. I had some kind of dream that was a fucking genius post and when I woke up in this panic, I repeated it to myself about 10 times because I wanted to remember it to share with you, because that’s just the kind of guy I am. I ended up falling back to sleep and only waking up now and I completely forgot the idea, my brian is like a plate of mash potatoes, but at least it looks like Nicole Richie hasn’t been eating Mash Potatoes or anything for the last 4 years, bitch is so small,, or from some small famine stricken african tribe, which is possible cuz her dad is black. Bitch looks like she’s 7 years old, and based on personal experience, has the education of a 7 year old, and I know the people who read this site that should probably be in prison, love their women to look like this.

I guess quality of dudes in L.A. is limited, or people who are raised in the industry have no concept of what’s good or not, because both these sluts are baggin’ the twins from Good Charlotte, probably the biggest rockstar cunts out there, I would argue that they are even worse than DJ AM because their are 2 of them, but I find happiness in knowing that these Sister-In-Law outings will end pretty soon in 2 bitter divorces, when the band launches a new album or Nicole gets bored of not being on TV being a total cunt to every small town person in sight.

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