I am – Noelia the Puerto Rican Singer’s Sex Tape of the Day
I have no idea who this is and I assume she’s not that famous because Puerto Rico isn’t big enough to have celebrities, unless they come to America and dress like J.Lo, but I do know that she was in a Sex Tape and that this is that Sex Tape. The fucking quality of the sound makes me assume these fuckers are using some 1950’s video camera because they are all third world and shit, but she takes it in the ass and that’s really what dreams are made of.
The reality of the whole thing is that if you are a popstar anywhere, even if you’re from some middle of fucking no where russian town, you shouldn’t let your boyfriend film you fucking, it’s going to hit the internet. The dream may be that it launches you into international fame, but reality is that people like you just like seeing girls fuck and it doesn’t matter who they are or what they do. I can guarantee that none of you fucks are going out to buy her CDs after seeing this, but at least you got to see it.
I love that celebrity sex tapes don’t use condoms. I don’t think this bitch is a celebrity, but I do think that real celebs don’t wear condoms either, that’s why they all have herpes. I was sent a few porno movies a while ago and every fucking dude in them wore condoms, I guess it’s the law after that whole AIDS scare a few years ago, but I was raised on watching condomless sex, and I don’t think you should bang that random without a condom on, because STDs suck, but if you’re going to jerk off to some porn, why the hell would they throw in a tool that fucks up your hard ons in real life. That would be like throwing in a picture of your mom in the top right corner like they do for deaf people on Sesame Street saying shit like “Son, I know what you’re doing, stop that, your mother is watching”.
Either way – Here’s the video – It’s NSFW – It’s from Rapidshare – It’s a RAR File – I don’t Know How To Convert/Upload – If you can do it, send it my way, thanks….
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You can stream it here
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February 29th, 2008 at 3:19 am
FUKK YOU NIGGA!!
PUERTO RICO DOEZ GOT FUKN CELEBRITIEZ!
FUKN GRINGO!!
March 15th, 2008 at 3:03 am
MAYN FUCK U PUERTO RICO IS DA SHIT MAYN WE GOT THA HOTEST WEMON IN DA WORL AINT NO LIL SKINNY WHITE BITCH CAN TOP OF WITH A BORICUA MAMI U FACKIN FAG
April 6th, 2008 at 1:55 am
you are one dumb american. puerto rico produces media that goes around the world, and the video was done with a camera phone. you’d know that if you travelled outside the sticks, white pansy.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I can’t stand people like you who talk a lot of crap without knowing anything about anything. If your going to insult anything group of people or a nation 1st do a little home work…learn history. And one more thing don’t post anymore of your opinions, your too stupid for anyone to really care about what you have to say.
April 20th, 2008 at 2:17 am
You’re right. Never heard of her.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Puerto Rico. Never heard of her…but clearly after reviewing some of the comments above I see that there is a HUGE vacancy in the teaching of english reading and writing. “Da Boss” only spelled 18 out of 33 words correctly. a little over 50%. That’s pathetic. I hope “Da Boss” is not a typical representation of a Puerto Rican because it displays tremendous lack of education. Back to special ed for you “Da Boss”
May 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
lmao half of you need to spell first
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I am from Puerto Rico, and frankly I don’t give a shit about Noelia, or what (or who) she does…
But what I do care for is that your ignorance is being spread all over the internet; insulting a country, mine or anyone else is in turn highly detrimental to your own.
Stick to what you came to do, comment on a woman taking in it in the ass, and leave the country bashing out of it.
Was my English clear enough to be comprehended?
July 1st, 2008 at 3:04 am
Wow, so here is another dumb american fuckface speaking what he knows not. God why do they think they’re the last friggin’ coke in the desert, I mean, come on, seriously… come on! This is a pretty important place shitface! Maybe if you were just a little more intelligent, maybe, and again, MAYBE you could do some research before you go on talkin’ shit about MY country. And you can all shove your ”you’re uneducated” bullshit up your wide asses, it makes you look like donkeys criticizing ears. Puerto Rico la ley cabrones!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 2:40 am
These comments are not surprising at all, in fact they are so typical and expected. You Americans think you’re the top of the food chain, its getting tiresome really. How many of you write and speak two languages fluently? 4 percent maybe? As of right now, in Puerto Rico, about 30 percent of us speak and write fluent spanish and english. You should get out of the states and travel to see what the rest of the world thinks of the great U. S. of A. Dumbasses. It is oyour inmense ignorance that is making your country sink.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
lawl you guys realize puerto rico isn’t a country right? it’s a territory OF the U S of A. but thanks for being educated, for real, because it’s important to success, so keep working hard so when america falls you can rise as a world power
October 4th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Whoa, Calm down my Puerto Rican neighbors…. Just cause one yahoo sits behind his computer in his mom’s basement surfing with one hand and bashing a country doesn’t mean we all hate you. I am as white as a ghost and I probably have more 100 percent Puerto Rican friends than all of you put together.
So don’t take one idiot’s opinion and assume that all of us white folk hate you. It is actually quite the opposite. Can’t say the same about the africans, but I can and do say “Viva Puerto Rico”
ESPECIALLY about the Puerto Rican ladies! You lucky, lucky bastards.
Can’t we all just get along?
December 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I don’t think all of you whites hate people that aren’t white, but I wholeheartedly agree with Boriquen Bella. We are going to sink as a country and mainly because of our ignorance. I think all of us in the U.S. (blacks, hispanics, asians, whites, indians, native americans, etc…) need to wake up and take a stand against ignorance when it comes to race. And to all my fellow Puertoricans, don’t fret about other people’s views toward us as long as they know we’re here to stay, it doesn’t matter what they say. íViva Puerto Rico por siempre!
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 am
fuck everyone in your family and fuck u someday a puertorrican will punch your face and your regret it tu eres un gringo mamabicho no jodas kon nosotros kabron me kago en los ovarios de tu may
January 6th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Puerto Ricans can’t even talk Spanish correctly. They like to replace R for L dunces!!! Learn from the Mexicans how to pronounce!!!!!! Puerto Rico that little shit island you call home is an American TERRITORY and don’t you forget it you bunch HALF BREEDS!!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Man, you Americans crack me up. You guys need to insult other people to feel good about yourselves?… you guys aren’t good at anything and you’re talking about other countries?… without Puerto Rico you wouldn’t be the United States, first of all. Second, the people in PR are not as good as you…. they’re 10x better you fucking idiots. And there’s more heart and talent in this “little shit island” than in all your motherfucking territories! so suck on this, bitch!! and try to inform yourselves before talking about things you don’t know shit about, you cocksuckers.
by the way, “America”: you forgot your commas in the comment. You’re talking about how we don’t know how to speak spanish, and you don’t know shit about your fucking language.
January 31st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I didn’t know that PR played such a big part on the independence of my country, and at no point have I ever needed you to save my hide. I don’t know what they are teaching you people in PR. I believe the way it goes is that PR would not be there if it was not for U.S.A. or the Monroe Doctrine. PR would be some God forsaken shit hole of Fidel Castro or the Russians. So choose your words carefully you freeloading non tax paying kinky haired bastards. And please do remember that I, the U.S.A still owns YOU!!!!!!!
February 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I’m from Puerto Rico and I must say you are an ignorant piece of shit. We don’t pay taxes? Hahahahahaha! Uncle Sam fucks us right in the ass, as much as, or even more than you so called American fuck heads. To the ignorant shit head the said to learn from Mexicans to speak Spanish; shut the fuck up. Mexico is the worst Spanish speaking country in Latin America. And even so, that doesn’t make them better or worse than us. And you dare call us half breeds? What is an American if not a fucking Half Breed. Dude you are a joke. At least we know where we came from dick head. Anyway, you people are just jealous that you can’t have some Puertorican pussy. Stick with your lifeless anorexic shit, you fags.