I am - Noelia the Puerto Rican Singer’s Sex Tape of the Day
I have no idea who this is and I assume she’s not that famous because Puerto Rico isn’t big enough to have celebrities, unless they come to America and dress like J.Lo, but I do know that she was in a Sex Tape and that this is that Sex Tape. The fucking quality of the sound makes me assume these fuckers are using some 1950’s video camera because they are all third world and shit, but she takes it in the ass and that’s really what dreams are made of.
The reality of the whole thing is that if you are a popstar anywhere, even if you’re from some middle of fucking no where russian town, you shouldn’t let your boyfriend film you fucking, it’s going to hit the internet. The dream may be that it launches you into international fame, but reality is that people like you just like seeing girls fuck and it doesn’t matter who they are or what they do. I can guarantee that none of you fucks are going out to buy her CDs after seeing this, but at least you got to see it.
I love that celebrity sex tapes don’t use condoms. I don’t think this bitch is a celebrity, but I do think that real celebs don’t wear condoms either, that’s why they all have herpes. I was sent a few porno movies a while ago and every fucking dude in them wore condoms, I guess it’s the law after that whole AIDS scare a few years ago, but I was raised on watching condomless sex, and I don’t think you should bang that random without a condom on, because STDs suck, but if you’re going to jerk off to some porn, why the hell would they throw in a tool that fucks up your hard ons in real life. That would be like throwing in a picture of your mom in the top right corner like they do for deaf people on Sesame Street saying shit like “Son, I know what you’re doing, stop that, your mother is watching”.
Either way - Here’s the video - It’s NSFW - It’s from Rapidshare - It’s a RAR File - I don’t Know How To Convert/Upload - If you can do it, send it my way, thanks….
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You can stream it here
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February 29th, 2008 at 3:19 am
FUKK YOU NIGGA!!
PUERTO RICO DOEZ GOT FUKN CELEBRITIEZ!
FUKN GRINGO!!
March 15th, 2008 at 3:03 am
MAYN FUCK U PUERTO RICO IS DA SHIT MAYN WE GOT THA HOTEST WEMON IN DA WORL AINT NO LIL SKINNY WHITE BITCH CAN TOP OF WITH A BORICUA MAMI U FACKIN FAG
April 6th, 2008 at 1:55 am
you are one dumb american. puerto rico produces media that goes around the world, and the video was done with a camera phone. you’d know that if you travelled outside the sticks, white pansy.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I can’t stand people like you who talk a lot of crap without knowing anything about anything. If your going to insult anything group of people or a nation 1st do a little home work…learn history. And one more thing don’t post anymore of your opinions, your too stupid for anyone to really care about what you have to say.
April 20th, 2008 at 2:17 am
You’re right. Never heard of her.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Puerto Rico. Never heard of her…but clearly after reviewing some of the comments above I see that there is a HUGE vacancy in the teaching of english reading and writing. “Da Boss” only spelled 18 out of 33 words correctly. a little over 50%. That’s pathetic. I hope “Da Boss” is not a typical representation of a Puerto Rican because it displays tremendous lack of education. Back to special ed for you “Da Boss”
May 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
lmao half of you need to spell first
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I am from Puerto Rico, and frankly I don’t give a shit about Noelia, or what (or who) she does…
But what I do care for is that your ignorance is being spread all over the internet; insulting a country, mine or anyone else is in turn highly detrimental to your own.
Stick to what you came to do, comment on a woman taking in it in the ass, and leave the country bashing out of it.
Was my English clear enough to be comprehended?
July 1st, 2008 at 3:04 am
Wow, so here is another dumb american fuckface speaking what he knows not. God why do they think they’re the last friggin’ coke in the desert, I mean, come on, seriously… come on! This is a pretty important place shitface! Maybe if you were just a little more intelligent, maybe, and again, MAYBE you could do some research before you go on talkin’ shit about MY country. And you can all shove your ”you’re uneducated” bullshit up your wide asses, it makes you look like donkeys criticizing ears. Puerto Rico la ley cabrones!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 2:40 am
These comments are not surprising at all, in fact they are so typical and expected. You Americans think you’re the top of the food chain, its getting tiresome really. How many of you write and speak two languages fluently? 4 percent maybe? As of right now, in Puerto Rico, about 30 percent of us speak and write fluent spanish and english. You should get out of the states and travel to see what the rest of the world thinks of the great U. S. of A. Dumbasses. It is oyour inmense ignorance that is making your country sink.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
lawl you guys realize puerto rico isn’t a country right? it’s a territory OF the U S of A. but thanks for being educated, for real, because it’s important to success, so keep working hard so when america falls you can rise as a world power
October 4th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Whoa, Calm down my Puerto Rican neighbors…. Just cause one yahoo sits behind his computer in his mom’s basement surfing with one hand and bashing a country doesn’t mean we all hate you. I am as white as a ghost and I probably have more 100 percent Puerto Rican friends than all of you put together.
So don’t take one idiot’s opinion and assume that all of us white folk hate you. It is actually quite the opposite. Can’t say the same about the africans, but I can and do say “Viva Puerto Rico”
ESPECIALLY about the Puerto Rican ladies! You lucky, lucky bastards.
Can’t we all just get along?